'Everyone's a miserable bastard on Twitter'
LuAnna: The Podcast
Global
4.8 • 11.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 January 2021
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
This week on LuAnna: we’re catching up after Christmas and New Years, putting the kids to bed at 5:30, Tier 4 highlights including drive-thru Starbucks, Waitrose services and grave spotting, Anna’s on the blower to 111 (again), puppy news and Corona scares in Williamson cottage.
Plus, noisy neighbours, love eggs for Christmas, people in huff over the New Year’s light display and Katherine Ryan spies a car park wanker, literally. Two disgusting weirdos and a big old rant to start 2021 from Lu.
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| 0:00.0 | This podcast is sponsored by the brand new Talk Talk TV hub, the TV hub that's shaking things up. |
| 0:06.6 | Be warned, it's Luana and this podcast contains honest, upfront opinions, |
| 0:11.3 | a rant, spence and general explicit content. |
| 0:14.4 | But you're here, it is 2021 and you know you love it! |
| 0:20.0 | Happy New Year! |
| 0:24.0 | Happy New Year, it is not that happy, we are carried, I think honestly, |
| 0:29.0 | everyone thought it would just be like 2021 by Corona, |
| 0:33.6 | but Felicia, that I'll know, Felicia's here to start. |
| 0:38.0 | We are two feet and two tits, well and truly back into the quagmire, |
| 0:42.4 | although ladies, I am oh, happy New Year. |
| 0:45.5 | Hi. |
| 0:46.5 | Hi. |
| 0:47.5 | I am honestly, I'm feeling chipper as fuk and I don't even know why. |
| 0:53.2 | Well, I don't know, maybe because the last kitchen, me, it's just like, |
| 0:56.6 | yeah, come on 2021, you motherfucking bastard, we might do it. |
| 1:00.6 | For two weeks. |
| 1:01.6 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, give me next week and I'm so depressed, I hate my life. |
| 1:07.4 | Do you know what it is, girls? |
| 1:08.4 | I'm like, we've come this far, we've come this far, we are now, |
| 1:13.4 | you know what, I was sitting in my car earlier and I was thinking of an analogy |
| 1:17.9 | of how it feels with Corona at the moment, it feels like, you know, |
| 1:21.6 | like, the war, like back in the day. |
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