Everyone Jumps in the Pool (#461)

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) cheered on her son's championship water polo team. But she fears their streak might be broken by “foreign swimmers” on other high school teams. Jackie (@jackiekashian) brings us up to speed on her life. Plus, the “jokes” become “remarks” when you perform them outside of a comedy show. What a bunch of nozzles...

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0:00.0	Jackie Cache and Lori Kilmartin
0:04.0	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:07.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:10.0	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:13.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:17.0	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:20.0	Hey Lori Jacqueline Show, the Jackie and Laurie Show.
0:22.4	Hey, Lori.
0:24.4	Jacqueline.
0:26.0	You got dates?
0:27.2	You got dates that are memorized?
0:28.4	Get these out.
0:29.9	Yeah, because I don't have any new ones.
0:31.2	So, you know what?
0:33.2	I'll just repeat what you've heard.
0:36.9	This Friday, I'm in D.C. at the City State Brewery. This Saturday at 4.30. After the Penn State game, I found out the Penn State games at noon. I'm on a 4-30. I'm headlining a 4-30 show at Helium in Philly. And then... Are you driving? No, anyway.
0:51.3	Taking a train. I'll write down my questions. So sorry to interrupt.
0:54.9	Yes, that's right.
0:56.5	And then next week, the seventh, I'm in Eugene, Oregon.
1:00.7	The eighth, I'm in Portland, Oregon.
1:02.6	The ninth, I'm in Bend, Oregon.
1:04.6	The following weekend, the 15th and 16th of November,
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