On the Subaru of New England text line,

Shime, unfortunately, 617, texter says you give off nasty feet vibes on the show.

It's called washing your feet, bro.

That is like, if I had a number one ick thing is dirty bottom of your feet,

they black, they dirty, I call them ghetto feet. They black, they dirty.

I call them ghetto feet.

I mean, it happens when you're outside.

Not if you're not.

No, not if you're wearing your flip-flops or if you're wearing your scuba shoes,

you're not stepping on, you're walking down the sidewalk where people spit.

I would actually say my feet are in relatively good shape outside of like one toenail because I stubbed my toe on a stair tripping up the stairs.

Now, just to be clear, I just received the 774 text, which says some of us suffer from diabetic neuropathy in our feet. So we have to wear scuba shoes. No, I can't take it.

I just want to. Like, we all have these icks. That's the funny part. I just want to be. That's the

best part. Nobody is ickless. People are like, girls who get Botox, okay, yeah, that's a dick.

Girls do spray tan, that's a dick. And there is zero doubt in my mind that the guy who called in with the surgical procedure

shirt and the people that are texting in refer to people at my age, Courtney's age,

as snowflakes.

Definitely.

And they can't handle an ick bracket.

Right.

And they think that's really getting them.

There was a perfect Twitter. This is peak content farming from absolute boomers who don't get it fantastic job to

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