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Welcome to the J Train Podcasts this is J Train Jared Freed coming to you long

from New York City's Upper West Side Samfrior Glazer every Tuesday and Friday with your emails

your stories your questions I say it every episode I'm going to say it one more time thank you guys for listening thank you for telling a friend thank you thank you thank you

and keep doing that we're in the new year we're looking for new we're looking to reach new heights new listeners new people new fun new people new new brothers sisters mothers aunts uncles co workers

new one with ears we want them to listen to this podcast and we need you the listener to let them know that's the only way this is user driven

you send in your problems we answer them you listen to the podcast and we get more more listeners every single week and that's thanks to you so go keep telling a friend keep telling a co worker keep keep going and guys and girls when you write to me tweet DM snapchat

anything whatever you're using that let me know how you're listening where you're listening the snaps are great they're always like a video and a picture of who you're with and what road trip you're on

and and then you have the show on the back or oh it feels so good it feels like I'm literally on a I'm on a up like on a big field that's covered in snow

and and and I'm and I'm panceless I have no pants on and a gust of wind just breezes up but like kind of like swoops down and up my nuts it's like a it's a dusting

you know what it's like it's like the it's like I'm standing next to the coors light train you know the one with the ice all around it

and and I just get the spray but my but I'm panceless I have no pants on so just hits my nuts and at first it burns you have to get that thing where the wind hits your nuts and you're like it hits your face you're like oh but then you're like oh yeah it's like this this is what it feels like I'm my nuts

just constant every time you guys send me a tweet or a DM or an Instagram and and I know how hard it is to tell someone about a podcast I know what they do I get it all the time and actually let's bring on our guests because I I want to ask you guys about this because you guys you're you're you're the you're the you're the the the originals you guys you guys are the reason we exist here

and they're okay piece they're back on the show Keith and the girl Hemda and Keith Malley thank you guys are coming on hi thanks for having us I feel like I should say hello to you and your balls separately listen you can do that yeah I prefer I prefer hello for both

and I know there and hello there yes what's so fun to be here in the forest of feathers I love it your hello clocked in at 23 seconds today week it wasn't it's I've had better I'm embarrassed because I like you guys as guests and I'm I want to bring the biggest hello is for great for great guests like

yourselves and you practice at home I sit in the mirror every day okay and you know hashtag march to a minute but we fall off and and it's a pitch perfect you could

tune a guitar thank you thank you I let you know my singing skills have come into a lot of there's been a lot of people coming at me for my singing and I I'm happy that makes me feel that

feathers my nuts thank you Keith sir well but what do you know and I'll say this because we you know the way we got together is that we I mean you

guys Keith and the girl the podcast is Monday through Friday you guys have to go listen it's a fantastic show and you guys are like you're the original

podcasters we started in 2005 so 13 year anniversary 13 year anniversary coming up in March how does that feel fucking great

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