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Everyone Hates Me Again - H3TV #25

H3 Podcast

Ethan Klein

Comedy

4.824.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2022

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

Today we discuss one of mankind's greatest evolutionary questions...which big animals could you take in a fist fight? Lion? Bear? Eagle? The philosophical debates are endless. We also respond to the controversy surrounding Ethan's latest cancellation, & much much more. Jump on in yall

Transcript

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0:00.0

Two. Hello, hello. We are here. It is Monday.

0:08.0

The world is ending, but you know we never miss a show.

0:13.2

Well, a thing like the world ending ain't gonna stop this.

0:17.7

Nothing will short this stop the show short of pure annihilation.

0:24.0

That's right. Human life is gonna have to cease to exist before we miss a show.

0:28.5

Thermo-nuclear war. Nothing short. It's kind of.

0:32.3

Maybe more a few more meme comments than I might disappear forever though.

0:38.9

Oh yeah, thank you by the way to Hello Fresh. Gotta thank them quickly at the top here.

0:45.1

Guys, you guys have seen AB's burrito, right?

0:51.1

It says we have to share a dish so yeah okay. Do we have no problems? Absolutely we do.

0:55.4

Guys, here's one delicious meal I've tried through Hello Fresh.

1:00.4

Man, if only you knew what was inside. With over 50 menu market items to choose from every

1:05.5

week, you'll never get bored. Get 16 free meals plus three free gifts with code H3TV16

1:12.6

at hellofresh.com slash H3TV16. Maybe show a real meal so they'll be like yeah,

1:18.4

don't show that burrito. Okay. Uh, here.

1:21.4

Barracks. Our girl like tarot actles. There we go. Beautiful.

1:26.6

All right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

1:31.2

Anyways, um, yeah, you know, it seems like a lot of the audience hate me but I'll tell you

1:39.8

who really does hate me. Who's that? Dan. Why? Oh shit. Because I was gonna be here at two

1:45.8

o'clock eight. I was gonna be here at two p.m. on time and Dan goes oh yeah, well I changed it to three

1:51.8

because your ass is always late. Which is true. But I was gonna be on time today. I wouldn't

1:58.8

that's what I hate. That's love. I'm looking out for you man. But then I was like well it's not

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