Hey everyone, I'm Emma Choi and welcome to everyone in their month, a weekly show from

Whitway Don't Tell Me.

This week we're talking about graduation with Whitway Panelist, comedian, and someone

whose fanbase should really call themselves the Konda Boo Booz.

It's Ari Konda Bolo.

Hi, Hari.

Hey, how are you, Emma?

Hari, it's graduation season, right?

So it's the beautiful time of year where you get to find out how many of your high school

bullies are going to nursing school.

And the answer is all of them, Hari, that all of them are going to nursing school.

Did you have a high school bully that went to nursing school, Emma?

So many of them, Hari.

That's so strange.

You know what, nursing school or not, the US has a major cap and gown shortage.

And of course, you know, supply chain issues are to blame.

Shipments are being held up at every stage of the process.

And high schools and universities all over America are being affected.

And especially regional theater productions of high school musical three, you know, which

come on, America, we need that last scene for closure.

And personally, I think they should ditch the cap and gown thing entirely and just make

everyone wear white leggings and sport bras, you know, really humble them before celebrating

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