Everyone Gets a Medal – January 5, 2025
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2025
⏱️ 149 minutes
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Summary
- Joe Biden’s giving everyone an award, ChiefsAholic: A Wolf in Chiefs Clothing on Amazon Prime, Stuttering John is a tattletale, Ice T’s cop cam, porn star Houston regrets her “Houston: 500”, and United Airlines turns into Urine Airlines.
- TV Viewing: Drew has discovered YouTube Movies. Everyone on Beast Games on Prime is crying and playing the game incorrectly. ChiefsAholic: A Wolf in Chiefs Clothing, also on Prime, is a great documentary. Tsunami: Race Against Time is available on Hulu if you want to see some destruction porn.
- Anne Heche’s estate is a tricky thing. The evil Ellen took her down.
- Stuttering John Melendez is a massive tattletale. StutJo has taken his ball, left the internet, and gone home.
- Cam Skattebo went from stud to DUD.
- Jimmy Carter is in lying in repose. Some people are saying his final word was “arghhhhhhh”.
- Shamsud Din Jabbar pulled some tail. Either way, he is a loser. Antonio Brown has started a GoFundMe for the victims.
- Gypsy Rose Blanchard pooped out a kid and wants you to check out her postpartum body, which she thinks is hot.
- Pink Floyd’s Syd Barrett really liked drugs.
- Houston regrets that whole 500 (*620) thing.
- Only Fans News: Lily Allen is taking control of her body. Sophie Rain is rich off her body.
- The Minnesota Vikings are trying to pack Ford Field with fans.
- Joe Biden handed out tons of medals this weekend.
- Ice T vs proper paperwork and those pesky police.
- Gary Busey looks rough these days, but has an entertaining Instagram.
- The Home Improvement kid has been arrested yet again.
- Britney Spears is the best mom ever. Her boys are back now that they need cash.
- Nicki Minaj sued for assault by her former manager in an incident at LCA in Detroit.
- Meghan Markle is terrible and everyone on YouTube is disliking her. With Love, Meghan is going to BOMB. Thomas Markle is leaving the continent.
- The Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie divorce is FINALLY over. Slow down. Brother James Haven has married.
- Now boarding: Urine Airlines.
- Nikki Glaser had her feelings hurt by Pete Davidson… during a roast.
- Nobody cares about the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni beef. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants is tighter than ever.
- LaToya Jackson looks amazing…ly bad.
- Go Lions!
- Visit our presenting sponsor Hall Financial – Michigan’s highest rated mortgage company.
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| 0:00.0 | One, two, three, four. |
| 0:04.0 | Strapin, Michigan's number one podcast is next. |
| 0:11.1 | Yeah, what's popping? |
| 0:13.2 | We're back for another week. |
| 0:15.2 | A very short one for me, but we're going to carry on. |
| 0:18.7 | I'm going to Dallas to do Normal World with Dave Landau. |
| 0:21.7 | Mike Walters will be down there too. |
| 0:23.0 | We might even do a show. |
| 0:24.8 | But you guys with Eli will have the Lions overreaction on Monday. |
| 0:31.2 | Cannot wait for tonight. |
| 0:34.1 | I know. |
| 0:34.8 | I don't want to talk about it because everybody's going to know what happens by the time they hear this, but I am so pumped too. |
| 0:39.4 | What happened? |
| 0:41.4 | And, wow, it's been a fun-filled weekend. |
| 0:45.0 | I've found YouTube movies, and I've just been going crazy on there. |
| 0:49.0 | I told you I watched that Lennon Daytime Revolution one about him hosting a Mike Douglas show for a week. |
| 0:54.3 | I watched the |
| 0:54.7 | Nikki Hopkins |
| 0:55.5 | documentary, you know, |
| 0:57.2 | who wrote all those |
| 0:57.7 | great piano parts |
| 0:58.7 | for the stones, |
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