Coming up, the most boring person in the world farting in space and tax fraud.

I'm Emma Choi and this is everyone in their mom.

Hi everyone! Welcome to everyone in their mom, a weekly show from Weight Weight Don't Tell Me,

where we take a break from the news to fall down a little rabbit hole instead.

I'm your host Emma Choi. This week we're discussing something super boring,

with comedian actor Weight Weight Panelist and a man who I think if he put his heart into it,

could hand crafter really good wooden bowl. It's Peter Gross!

Hi Peter! Hi how are you? I am so glad that you think that of me.

Peter, I'm so excited to talk about this news.

Science has finally found the most boring person in the world.

Before we get into it though, who's the most boring person you know?

I know a few accountants, I guess, and they live like pretty straight forward.

I wouldn't call them boring, maybe like straight laced or down the middle or...

The color beige.

The color, yes. Human personifications of the color, beige walking beige.

Yeah, but like accounting should be, it's not like your accountant should be like,

I got a crazy fun, exciting way to do your taxes.

Yeah, we'll commit tax fraud together!

That's what exciting accounting is.

Okay, let me tell you what the story is really all about.

A researcher at the University of Essex had people rank the most boring traits,

and it turns out the five most boring jobs are data analysis, accounting,

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