I would dream first home, probably a doer upper, put a runs damp on it.

Sounds like a nightmare, which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds.

But they're all so watertight, asshole free.

Boring, just white boxes.

Well, we can decorate an old liquor painted in there.

Hmm.

Like a nice shade of grey.

We are not having grey walls.

Why not?

Why not?

Whatever stage of the process you're at,

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Of course, it's still being chased by the police somewhere, I believe.

Yeah, it's just us hanging out, talking to shit, doing a kind of funny podcast for a brand

new audience, having good times.

So we thought rather than bore them with the intro and all that stuff, we explained it

to you since you're getting it in a different way.

So as a reminder, this is the kind of funny podcast.

Each and every week for sometimes five best friends gather on this table.

You bring in a random topic of discussion in their lives or whatever the fuck they want

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