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Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

Everyone & Asparagus

Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!

NPR

Comedy, Leisure, Other Games

4.635.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2022

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Marie Faustin and Emma learn the future from a bunch of asparagus and meet a mystery person while Emma's mom stops by with a helpful tip.

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up guys, I'm Emma Choi and welcome to everyone in their mom, a weekly show from

0:09.0

Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me.

0:10.5

This week we're talking about Claire Voint Vegetables, with comedian, podcaster, actor, and

0:15.4

someone who I feel like would Venmo me right back after splitting a bargarine of picture.

0:19.8

It's Marie Fausten, and I'm Marie.

0:21.8

Hi, that's actually wrong, I would not Venmo you.

0:24.8

I was more of a hopeful guest.

0:27.7

Yeah, I'm one of those people that's like, oh, Venmo you want to get home and then I

0:31.0

block you immediately.

0:32.5

Oh, you know what?

0:34.5

I can't blame you, frifty, and I love that.

0:38.1

So the story I love so much is a woman in England who's getting famous for being good

0:43.2

at asparagus fortune telling.

0:45.2

Asparagus fortune telling, please tell me more.

0:48.4

Oh, I would love to.

0:50.1

So everyone is looking to an English woman named Jemima Packington, real name, AHA Mystic

0:55.6

Veg for Answers, because she's been predicting the future really accurately.

1:00.9

This week she's in the news for forecasting who will take over for Boris Johnson for British

1:04.7

PM.

1:05.7

And spoiler alert, Marie, it's not me.

1:07.8

So cross me off your list.

1:09.6

Oh, man.

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