Everybody Poops

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2021

⏱️ 35 minutes

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A caller topic sparks everyone to tell their tales

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0:00.0	Hey, it's Big J. Ocarson and Dan Soder. Welcome to the Bonfire podcast. We'll have new episodes every morning Tuesday through Friday
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0:15.3	The Bonfire
0:33.3	What's our big art topic that we have for Mother's Day? When are we doing that Jacob?
0:37.3	No, nothing, nope. Just talking to an empty screen. What day is Mother's Day? I forget. Right? Fuck. A fine-o. Shit man. Well, if it's a live show day, we do it on Mother's Day. That's Sunday. Usually Sundays are Mother's Day. Yeah I thought so too. It's another Sunday. We'll do it. We'll do it the Thursday before or Wednesday before. Yeah, it's a great idea. What are we layered on? Smash your trash your mom? Yeah, yeah, smash your trash callers callers callers. You're gonna be a good guy. You're gonna be a good guy. Well, I'm not trying to get you. You're gonna be a good guy.
1:07.3	send in pictures of your mom and we're gonna smash your trash.
1:11.1	No, the whole group decides.
1:14.2	Yeah, dude, it's not just us.
1:16.1	Everyone's got to decide if we want to fucking bang it out with your mom or not.
1:20.5	And don't send a picture.
1:21.8	Don't send a picture of a Milf porn star in the stage, your mom.
1:28.6	Unless your mom is a Milf porn star, then send dirty pictures over.
1:34.0	Yeah, get nuts, dude.
1:35.7	And by the way, it's May 9th.
1:38.2	So we'll have to do it May 10th, the smash or trash your mom.
1:42.6	Okay, smash trash your mom.
1:44.8	Smash trash.
1:45.6	Get ready to find some pictures of your mom that are smashable or trashable.
1:48.8	Smash, smash, smash, smash.
1:51.8	No, I want you to send in a picture of your mom.
1:53.7	I want you to send a picture of your mom and just leave it up to us if it's smash or trash.
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