Hey folks, this is Kevin, just a few words before we start.

Well, I've been talking a lot lately about stamps.com.

You know, technology recently has really streamlined a lot of the nitty-gritty the everyday tasks.

You know, like banking, you don't need to go to a teller, you can go online, you can go to a machine.

And stamps.com is that kind of idea.

You really and truly never have to go to the post office ever again.

If someone of my competence can use it, you can buy and print official US postage,

write at your own desk from your own computer, your own printer.

You get exact postage for any letter or any package.

I've been loving it.

My producer is using it. My webmaster is using it.

So right now, use our promo code RISK for this special offer.

It's a no-risk trial.

You get a $110 bonus offer.

That includes the free digital scale and $55 of free postage.

Don't wait. Go to stamps.com before you do anything else.

Click on that little radio microphone at stamps.com.

Enter RISK. Now here's the show.

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Hello kids, this is Extra Risk, where we give you just a little bit more of the show where people tell true stories, they never thought they dared to share, I'm Kevin Allison and this is Ghost Prom behind me now. We're calling today's episode Everybody Naked!

Because it's my show, and I love situations where everybody's naked. You know how you always hear people say. Oh man, you go to the nudist feature, the nude, you know, retreats sort of thing, and the guy you're going to end up running into first is not a guy you want to see naked. It's going to be, you know, a guy who's middle age and kind of out of shape and dorky looking. Well folks, one day.

I woke up and I realized I am that guy now. And I might as well come clean about it. I might as well wear it like a badge of honor because spending my time amidst the nudies is a hell of a lot more fun than spending it at the gym. So back off motherfuckers, that man is me.

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