Don't be a fake. Don't be a flake. Don't run away from your feelings, babe. Don't be afraid. Don't be ashamed. Don't hesitate to say, hey, babe. Hey, babe. Hey, babe. Hey, babe. Hey, babe. It's Thursday and you know what that means.

Hey, babe. Hey, look at that. The champ is here. I honestly think that that she just beat the intro. We don't ever have to sing songs.

I was going to say, do you want to actually move on and evolve this show from the songs to that is it? That was getting harder anyway. We're running out of songs. I love that. Do you mind? We'll play at the top of the episode. Come on. We get a bow.

Do it. I know you felt this already, but the heaviness, the weight of this unbelievable. Do you own belt sound? Right. I was going to turn before I answered and say, I want you to guess my own question. Loaded. I do. I do on belts. Right.

My most recent belt purchase was the white intercontinental WWE belt, but that was that was years ago. I haven't bought a belt in a while and I have news for you. We don't talk about that here.

I'm going to make another purchase. I am because this is for sale actually. This is actually for sale. This is a customized belt. Now correct me if I'm wrong. That is the real belt. That is thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars.

That is plus $4,000 to make. To what? American or Canadian? American hard to make. Now that exact belt, not a replica, that exact belt that he wears they made ten of them for sale. And they're on sale right now. There's like a half of them left.

Are you going to get one? I don't know if I'm going to buy it at that price point just because it is it is you know like a used Kia Sportage. Do you get any of the money on the belt?

Yeah, absolutely. I didn't know that. Well, I'll just give you like I'm just handing some money. Can we Venmo you when you get us a belt? Wait, tell, can I put this on you? Yeah, please strap it on. If it even fits me. Yes, that's what we normally do. Hold on. I mean, I can help. Yeah, let me get it.

So I will buy the replica version of this for sure. I don't know, but I feel like a champion. There it is. It looks okay. So now, so now here you go. It's on. I'm even wearing it. It's on and you feel it. And do you remember? That's a daddy ass. This is what this is the way you were carrying around before you started factor. Before you started eating factor meals. This is what it was. You were wearing a tag team championship belt of weight.

That's it. I got to be honest. I got to be honest with you. Yeah, it's a look. It's a look. If you if you came in, if you came in with this is the look.

Go ahead. This is great.

Great. Oh, hey, Sal. Wow. Oh, wow. Hey, dude, you look. I had to put on. You got a haircut. That's all it is. It looks fantastic. You look thin. You look. If I'm going to be honest with you, you look like.

I'm like. And I'm and listen. You, you literally. And this is this is the utmost compliment. What's up? You look like a gay black man.

Thank you so much. I mean, I feel like I own this though. Not only do you do mind. I just mean like I feel like I'm wearing the belt. The belt's not wearing me.

Sure. Sure. Sure. Yeah. Because you know, sometimes people that they're not wearing tattoos. The tattoos are wearing them. Yeah. You're with that belt is a part of you. I think it should be fashion. Your party. If I win this, if I win this belt, I'm you. I'm going to the delt, the store like this. I'm going to the bank like this. Let it be known. I'm not taking it to the bank. I'm making a deposit. Yeah. And everyone's going to take note because I'm wearing this to the movies. I'm wearing this to ever. I'm wearing it to the

gym. I don't take this off. I would shower with this. I would take off my shirt, take off my pants. And have you done it? I have not showered a leather. Yeah. I would put like a nice leather protecting on it. And then I would take a nice hot shower with it on. I'll tell you what, I'm not going to take that off for airport security. No way, dude. Well, they take it out every time. No, because there's so much metal. They fit. I don't know what they think it is. What do you have to explain yourself? I have to stand there and that everyone stares at me and they're like, well, I'm the champion. Can I?

Right. Every time. So I have to always fact when I win a title, I have to factor in an extra maybe 15 minutes to go through security, just to wait for the bag and the belt to be checked. But it feels, it feels, it feels like it, like, you know, honestly, dude, you look like you look like what a wrestler is supposed to look like to me. You got the, you got the vibe. You got the energy. I, but I buy this. Well, he route off a list of great gimmicks that he can do. And I'm a fan of all of them. The TSA. You're joking me shit.

What would sound to the, do we discuss what like your move would be? Did you guys discuss that already? I had written up some fake, some characters. And one was a TSA guy. Okay, that would be your wrestling. Well, it's finishing move was the full body cavity search. Right. You know, it's sort of like that. I like that. We put, we're ruminated on this in the last one. I like that. But I'm just going to, if you don't mind, I'm just going to sit with it. Go ahead. Let me ask you a question, Anthony. How are you? How are your feet? My feet?

Good feet. Are we talking the aesthetic of the feet or how I have a feel health wise? Take, take me through, take me through. It was a prescription, you know, you're, I honestly feel like I'm seeing better. Is this okay? What do you think about this for me? It looks, it looks like you shot JFK or something. Maybe I did. Yeah, I honestly, I feel like I can see. But why?

Why aren't they going behind your ears? I have a very set back ear. Okay. I glasses don't really fit me too well because my ears are very set. What do you do about that? I have to get custom made glasses with very long arms because my ears are set too far in the back of my head. Have you thought about plastic surgery for my ears? To get it, to move my ear up, shift them forward. I've never thought about it. I've never thought about it. But if they, for me, I would only get a surgery if my life depend on if the doctor say, if you move your ears up, you'll get another five years.

I would move my ears up. I would do it. It would be fair. I never noticed they were set back in. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Look, see that this is a problem. A lot of times glasses go like this, because actually one of my ears is closer to my eyes than the other. I have a little off kilter, as they say. Okay. Now back to my feet. Do you have because I'm always want, because I've been dealing with the heel injury. That's why I'm wearing sneakers like this. You see I'm wearing chunky sneakers. See these chunky sneaks. Oh, yeah. Those are, those are fashionable. Yeah. But people,

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