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Anything Better?

Everybody Lives

Anything Better?

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2021

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Is there Anything Better than Bill and Paul talking about pet health care, Lawrence Welk, and local scenes.

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0:00.0

So Paul, you said you said that you had a really crazy week and I want to know about it

0:14.9

because I, I, I, oh, I had a great week, Paulie.

0:18.3

Oh, yeah, it's hard to watch you with that big fucking white bandage on your friend's

0:22.8

soul thing. I got three stitches. Um, all right. Let's get into the show. Um, we're

0:30.3

in the show already. Oh, all right. Well, I don't know what's going to do an intro.

0:36.0

Well, I'll do it now. You know what? All right, doing it.

0:39.0

I'm doing better than starting your podcast with a nice intro.

0:43.1

What's up, everybody? And welcome back to your favorite hour of the week, the anything

0:49.9

better podcast. So myself, Paul Burzy and Bill Burr, this episode 11 Phil Sims, who

0:56.2

else is 11 Bill Kyrie Irvin drew blood. So drew blood. So no, drew blood. So 10. No, he's

1:03.5

11. Is he? Yes. No. Are you want to bet on that? He's nine. Uh, you want to take some,

1:13.8

I'll take, I'll take that action. Paul. No, no, he's nine. He's not 11. Andrew, what

1:17.2

number drew blood. So 11. No, he's not. Put some money on him. Wow. I. There he is.

1:28.5

Where number 11? Oh, my God. I'm thinking drew breeze to it. I'm having the worst week,

1:33.7

Bill. I am having, I just lost. I don't think you had a worse week than me, but let's hear

1:38.6

about it. Well, first of all, okay. I'll just, I'm just going to get into this. I'm just

1:43.9

going to get into my bed week. And then we'll get into your bed week. I had a great week.

1:48.8

And then one thing went wrong. Go ahead. Um, as you guys know, I have, I have two cats.

1:57.3

We have a lot of animals in my house. Okay. We got the dog one of them. Oh, sorry. Yeah.

2:02.6

I'm the biggest animal and kids got guinea pigs and, but these two cats mean a lot to me.

2:10.2

Stacy and I, one of the cats was Stacy's 26 year old birthday gift. Okay. His name is Thomas.

2:16.4

Then we went, we got his real brother the next day and they were seven weeks old this big.

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