Okay, I'm going to say a name.

You tell me the scandal that ends their presidency.

Beyonce.

The truth is uncovered that Beyonce's been lying.

Jay-Z has been faithful this whole time.

All those songs were lies.

The coordinated effort. You could convince me the Bush 9-11 thing

first glinda the good oh she goes out one day in green face so yeah like some old college photos get dug up.

I need to tell people that I'm staying out of town with some friends, and I'm not joking,

literally the second I hit record, a friend started a very loud party downstairs.

So we're going to see what we can clean up in audio.

And Dave's not kidding.

It was literally the climax of a countdown,

because we always slate like three, two, one.

We clap our hands and we start the episode.

And it was three, two, one, clap.

Bah ha ha ha ha!

Hey, everyone. So we ha ha ha ha! Hey everyone.

So we've all seen elf on the shelf, the toy elf who reports back to Santa about whether

your kids are communists.

But today we discuss a new friend, Google on the schmugel, who tracks your every keystroke

to collect and sell it to magical multinational corporations.

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