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The Book Pile

Everybody Lies, by Seth Stephens-Davidowitz

The Book Pile

Kellen Erskine and David Vance

Comedy, Arts, Books

4.8598 Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2025

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

SUMMARY: To celebrate this book about dishonesty, we’re gonna test how well you know Kellen and Dave with a game of two truths and a lie. You ready? See if you know us well enough to pass the quiz. 1. Statement 2 is false. 2. Statement 3 is true. 3. Statement 1 is false. Alright, we’ll see which of you are superfans! WATCH KELLEN'S NEW COMEDY SPECIAL "NEGATIVE COMMENTS" ON YOUTUBE! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpBt0W1zrDU&t=1237s -Get two free tickets to any of Kellen's live shows in ...

Transcript

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0:00.0

Okay, I'm going to say a name.

0:01.7

You tell me the scandal that ends their presidency.

0:05.5

Beyonce.

0:08.1

The truth is uncovered that Beyonce's been lying.

0:13.3

Jay-Z has been faithful this whole time.

0:17.2

All those songs were lies.

0:20.4

The coordinated effort. You could convince me the Bush 9-11 thing

0:24.2

first glinda the good oh she goes out one day in green face so yeah like some old college photos get dug up.

0:40.4

I need to tell people that I'm staying out of town with some friends, and I'm not joking,

0:44.9

literally the second I hit record, a friend started a very loud party downstairs.

0:49.9

So we're going to see what we can clean up in audio.

0:55.2

And Dave's not kidding.

0:57.0

It was literally the climax of a countdown,

0:59.9

because we always slate like three, two, one.

1:03.0

We clap our hands and we start the episode.

1:06.1

And it was three, two, one, clap.

1:08.9

Bah ha ha ha ha!

1:12.6

Hey, everyone. So we ha ha ha ha! Hey everyone.

1:14.1

So we've all seen elf on the shelf, the toy elf who reports back to Santa about whether

1:18.3

your kids are communists.

1:19.8

But today we discuss a new friend, Google on the schmugel, who tracks your every keystroke

1:24.9

to collect and sell it to magical multinational corporations.

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