Everybody is The Drama | Ep 32

The Thick

Comedy

4.7 • 698 Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2026

⏱️ 137 minutes

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Summary

Hey Thickums! Trump is still triflin’ and the US may be falling apart BUT we made it to see another week and bring y’all some infotainment! We discuss Coachella, The Drama, helicopter parents and more on this week of The Thick!

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Music Credit: CWatt$

TIMESTAMPS

00:00:00 Intro

00:02:15 Having kids is no joke

00:05:40 Peaches on Mars

00:08:32 Mindy’s catchup

00:19:38 Iran war updates

00:30:00 AI Lego videos

00:31:13 Automatic military registration

00:32:26 US fertility rate hits new low

00:34:13 Arsons/attacks across US

00:37:05 Astrology is crazy this week

00:38:37 Sasch Riley interview update

00:42:25 Delta prices increase

00:47:05 Melania’s announcement

00:51:45 Eric Swalwell out of CA Gov race

00:53:25 Trump “doctor” post

00:56:27 Good News

00:57:17 Afrika Bambaataa died—good riddance

00:59:15 Offset shot and he’s ok

00:59:51 Chloe Fineman exposes herself

01:01:43 Tobey Maguire, 50, out with 20 y/o

01:03:43 Haley Beck

01:10:16 Parent neglect re: the internet

01:12:25 Teen girl passed away away from overconsumption of Alani

01:16:38 Bieber at Coachella

01:17:38 Sabrina Carpenter Coachella

01:22:43 Bran x Starbucks

01:38:16 Ozempic is working OT

01:41:02 The Drama

01:55:23 What would we do if our partners planned a school shooting as a kid?

01:58:31 Age gap relationships

02:04:50 We gotta gatekeep AAVE

02:07:33 What’s the worst thing we’ve ever done?

02:14:30 Where are your kidneys?

02:16:37 Outro

Transcript

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0:00.0	See what?
0:08.0	Episode 32.
0:11.0	Action.
0:15.0	We're going to turn you down.
0:19.4	Wow.
0:20.8	Wow. What a lovely introduction by our manager, Jay.
0:28.6	Hello, Tabria.
0:30.0	Hello. How are you feeling today? I kind of feel rejuvenated. I know.
0:37.3	Okay. That was not what I was expecting, period.
0:40.8	Tell us, how did you do that?
0:42.7	Girl, I slept.
0:44.5	Last week was...
0:46.3	I'm so jealous of you.
0:47.9	I know.
0:48.6	But last week was hell for me.
0:50.7	Yeah.
0:51.2	Because it was Monday through Thursday, working 6 a.m. to 1 a.m. I don't do that. I go to bed early. Okay. You're working to 1 a.m? Yes. Why? Researching, making videos. I thought you meant you were on set so one. No, no, no, no, no, no. But it was just like I had stuff to do. Like, I had to go to two events. You did go out. You were outside. And I don't go outside.
1:11.4	No, Tabriah is not. But it was just like I had stuff to do. Like I had to go to two events. You did go out.
1:12.5	You were outside. And I don't go outside. No, Tabrida's not go outside. I do not go outside. Beyonce is one of the few reasons. We'll always be. We'll always. You want to get her out of the house. If you ever want to trap her, get her to go into a van. Just say Beyonce going to be there.
1:26.4	But Beyonce in there.
1:29.8	But. Get her to go into a van. Just say Beyonce go there.
1:32.7	But, yeah, it was a lot.
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