What organism goes backwards and slowly?

And I've been told, the answer is,

doodle bugs.

They only go backwards and do it in awkward fits and starts.

So the bottom of the Eastern Conference is now known as the Doodlebug derby.

I have a question for Elliot Friedman as we kick off 32 thoughts of the

podcast presented as always by the GMC Sierra elevation.

Elliot, my question is a simple one.

Is the question, Elliot, which unpopular take are you leading with at this podcast?

Are you saving all of your unpopular takes for the radio show appearances that you make during the week?

Are you saving all the bad ones up for this podcast?

We can discuss that.

Apparently I had one on Twitter on Thursday night. I didn't think that Crosby as a potential heart trophy winner if Pittsburgh makes the playoffs is a bad take, but apparently it is because what I suggested to it

what immediately immediately I was set upon by the interwebs. They came after me. I've told you before if the

Pittsburgh Penguins make it into the playoffs I see three groups. The one group is

the oh my god I can't believe they're piling up these points group which is

McDavid Kucharoff and McKinnon.

The other group is as I like to call it the hipster group and that's Connor Hellabuck.

Mainly that group is population one.

And then there is the, I can't believe he got them into the playoffs all by himself Sydney Crosby group.

To me, I look at three distinct voting groups for the Heart Trophy,

if, if Crosby can get the Penguins into the playoffs.

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