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Bropostles

Everybody Go To Mass

Bropostles

Ethan and Patrick

Religion & Spirituality, Christianity, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7531 Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

If you *can* go to Mass every day...do you have a responsibility to do so? We discuss that, prayer, and other things. But not Avengers: Endgame. No spoilers here.Leave us a message! Or ask us a question? Call: 785-251-3989patrick@thecrunchcast.comethan@... Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

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0:00.0

audacity.

0:01.4

Audacity.

0:02.0

I'm saying it.

0:03.2

Audacity.

0:04.0

Audacity.

0:04.6

I'm saying it normal.

0:06.1

Oh, man.

0:06.9

You've got a lot of nerve to pronounce audacity that way.

0:11.2

I've got a lot of audacity.

0:13.3

Audacity. Welcome to The Crunch.

0:27.7

It is your boy, Ethan.

0:28.8

And I'm Patrick.

0:29.9

I'm going to sit up closer to the microphone.

0:32.2

I've got a pillow propping up my back.

0:34.7

And you're popping your peas.

0:36.8

I'm sorry.

0:37.6

I've got a cup my, I've got a,

0:56.4

I've got a pillow popping, propping up my back. Yeah, you did it again with pillow. It's fine. It got my, somehow the air got around my hand and into the microphone. Yeah, the pee sound just gets it. You got to learn how to soften your lips. I don't know. I've got notoriously hard lips.

1:11.9

He needs some chapstick, boy. No, they're not chapped. They're just rock solid. There's rock solid. Yeah, their, your lips are like the talc and my lips are like the diamond. You got diamond lips. I've got diamond lips. They call them Ethan Diamond lips TV.

1:14.4

Anything that can cut my lips or other diamonds.

1:17.5

That's why I never go into a Zales.

1:18.2

Or lasers.

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