Every Woman Is Late To Dates, Dressing Rooms, and My Husband's Laundry - TICKED OFF TUESDAY
The JTrain Podcast
Jared Freid
4.8 • 4.8K Ratings
🗓️ 28 April 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
It's Ticked Off Tuesday and Jared is complaining with YOU about 👇
- Office gate and strict clock-in rules ruining my mornings
- Dating frustration with women always 15 to 30 minutes late
- Husband never empties pockets, laundry is a nightmare
- Fitting room mix-ups and no locks are causing awkward moments
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I know you're angry. |
| 0:02.0 | It's Tuesday and it has no feel. |
| 0:08.0 | The weekend was fun. |
| 0:12.0 | You're still hung over from the eating. |
| 0:16.0 | And next weekend is too far away |
| 0:21.6 | What will you do with your day? |
| 0:26.6 | It's time to get ticked off |
| 0:30.6 | Complain with your gripe right now |
| 0:35.6 | Your friend Uncle J. Train is here to tell you that you're right. It's a ticked off Tuesday. |
| 0:50.0 | Ticked off Tuesday. You're angry and you don't even know why. |
| 0:58.3 | Enjoy this podcast. |
| 1:01.8 | It'll help you get to Friday. |
| 1:08.1 | Hello and welcome to the J-Train podcast. |
| 1:11.0 | This is J-Train Jared Freed. |
| 1:12.2 | Coming you alive from Delaware Beach, Florida. |
| 1:15.3 | That's right. |
| 1:15.9 | Every Tuesday is a ticked-off Tuesday where you, the listener, complain to me, the comedian. |
| 1:20.4 | That's the show. |
| 1:21.3 | You can complain about anything you'd like, anything you like. |
| 1:25.1 | Nobody in this, this J-CU that I've built, the J-Train Cinematic Universe, |
| 1:32.1 | nobody here will look at you and say, no, no, no, there's bigger problems. No, you have a problem. |
| 1:39.0 | It is the only problem. You shall be heard. You shall be seen. That is the promise of this show. Now, there may be complaints that I go, okay, well, let me nudge you. I'm going to caress you. I'm going to massage you. I'm going to nudge, caress, and massage. That's what I do. |
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