Every Uber Driver, Fan Passes Out At Our Show, and Katie Joins the Podcast

Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy and Jake Triplett

Society & Culture, Unknown, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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0:00.0	Alright, Uber for Jake. Hey man, so when we're going 80 down the freeway, do you want the windows up or down?
0:04.8	We could probably just roll them up, you know, kind of 21st century this thing. Use your conditioning.
0:08.5	You sure? I could just roll only one window down and it feels like you're gonna shatter your eardrum.
0:12.4	Just roll them all up, you know? I don't really want to feel like I'm inside of a helicopter.
0:15.1	Okay, Windows closed. Do you got it? And then my mouth, would you like that? Uh, closed or...
0:20.0	I really go in. I think we can just go Windows closed, mouse closed, you know? I don't think I need to hear about your second wife that much.
0:26.2	Alright, alright, and then follow the GPS or make up my own room. I just need you go to the airport. So just just get me there in the next 30 minutes.
0:31.8	Alright, you got it man. Our Uber adventure skintin' you.
0:35.0	Yeah, these opening skits are starting to be directly influenced by what happened to us 30 minutes before we start re-ing.
0:39.8	Life on the road is great. I've, um, like as I said, you know people like you've been in a boat all day.
0:44.8	I feel like I'm still in the waves. It's like I feel like I'm going over rumble strips right now.
0:49.1	Because every Uber driver in bus driver we get is just like...
0:51.6	Yeah. Louisiana did take things to the wild side a little bit.
0:56.6	Two in a row. Late last night she was a rumbling, bumbling, stumbling down the interstate.
1:01.1	And then this morning, which granted beautiful day, nice 60 degrees in sunny, but there's no perfect weather for going 75 down the highway with the windows down.
1:10.3	That's gonna be awful no matter what. I think in there both those women were...
1:14.0	They were just, they were probably like about to fall asleep so they were taking a bus.
1:17.2	Like I've just got to ride the rental those were going to... I've been over driving for 48 hours straight.
1:23.6	I need something. So we've had again many adventures. Happy to have,
1:27.4	have y'all back. Lots to talk about before we get going.
1:30.8	Please enjoy a few messages from our friends and sponsors and we'll get into it.
1:35.6	I've entered the Rick and Morty multiverse so many times at all for
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