Welcome to Case Closed. You're listening to Every Time I Go on Vacation Someone Dies by Catherine Mack, narrated by Elizabeth Evans.

About the author

Eleanor Dash is the author of the Vacation Mysteries series, which began with when in Rome,

a runaway bestseller that was on the New York Times bestseller list for six months.

Eleanor studied marketing at the University of Southern California,

but ended up skipping out on her first day of work with a big advertising

company because she was deep into writing. Oops, that probably wouldn't have worked out anyway.

Eleanor lives in Venice Beach, California, with her sister Harper. One day, she hopes to work up

the courage to jump out of an airplane. But since she gets vertigo in tall

buildings, that's highly unlikely. You can follow her on all the usual places on social,

but why would you want to?

Chapter 1. I'm going to kill him.

Rome Bless Chapter 1. I'm going to kill him. Rome.

Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.

I want to commit a homicide.

Why, you ask?

Bear with me for a second, and I'll explain.

I write books for a living.

But the thing is, I never meant to write a book in the first

place. I know that sounds nuts. Who writes an entire novel by accident? But that's what happened.

Ten years ago, after a life-changing trip to Italy during a crisp January, I wrote a book.

And, okay, I know what you're thinking. Didn't Elizabeth Gilbert do that already? Was it some kind of eat-pray-love knock-off? I want to say no, but the truth is,

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