Whether thou art a ghost that hath come from the earth, or a phantom of night that

has no hollow, or one that lieth dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a

ghoul, whatever thou be until thou art removed, thou shalt find here no water to drink,

thou shalt not stretch forth thy hand to our own.

Into our house, enter, thou not.

Through our fence, breakthrough, thou not.

We are protected, though we may be frightened.

Our life you may not steal,

though we may be scared to death. Welcome to scared to death. Creeps, Peepers, Roberts and Annabels. I'm Dan. Hello, Dan. I'm Lulu Marie. Hello, Lulu Marie. I love it. It's like I put on a personality to be here. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's evolving. It's really fun to watch.

Before we begin, we'd like to quickly address something. We've gotten a lot of messages about recently. We've heard from fans complaining that episodes suddenly are not free and are only

being offered behind a paywall. And while that is definitely not true, we do understand the

confusion. So let us explain. Uh, we are still releasing

episodes, new episodes for free every Tuesday night, just like always. What has changed is that

if you want the same free episode, literally exactly the same episode, a full week early and also

add free, then you can subscribe and get it. Kind of the same offer we've had

with Patreon since roughly six months after Scared to Death launched. The difference is now you can

also subscribe on Apple Podcasts or on Spotify via Sirius XM Podcast Plus to get Tuesday episodes

ad free in a week early instead of just like on Patreon as before. And because our partners at Series XM wanted early release to be exactly a week early,

we are now also releasing these episodes to our Roberts and Annabelle's on Patreon a full week early,

so it's at the fair and the same, instead of the previous four days early,

so it's actually gotten better for them.

Finally, only our Roberts and Annabelle's on

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