Okay, time for a few birthday emails brought to you by Men's Roasted Red Salsa from San Juan Salsa Company. Dip irresponsibly. Thank you, Ted. Let's see here. Olabacholas, today is my daughter, Lila's first trip around the sun. Please give her a big happy birthday from her mom and dad, as well as you guys with some dad jokes. I can't do coach Ted because he's not here today. Rock on, love you guys. Thank you guys from Marcus and from Shay. Kids one years old, I'm going to give you all of the inappropriate dad jokes I have for today. That's perfect. Because they won't understand it anymore. It's going to be her first words. Did you guys know that Limp Biscuit does free concerts in Italy?

Oh, really?

For the Nuki?

They do it for the Noki.

For the Noki.

I thought they did it for the Wookiee.

Dad joke Friday.

The phrase is, I'm sorry, and I apologize, usually made the same thing.

Except when you're at a funeral.

Joe. That's a good one.

What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?

Masturbate.

The corpse.

I heard Megan the Stallion and Clay Thompson split up.

Oh, yeah?

So that's a whap.

What do you call a group of Cairns? What do you call a group of Oh, yeah. So that's a whap. I got it.

What do you call a group of Cairns?

What do you call a group of Cairns?

What?

An HOA.

Nice.

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