Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. It's Wednesday, the 19th of all.

Good news, as you heard on the programme. Took the car in yesterday for its MOT. Sailed through.

So, very cheap bill yesterday. Didn't even make three figures. I was very disappointed. I've,

you know, normally there's always something that needs to do when you take your car in, but

I passed with flying colour. So I was very pleased about that and sorted out i'm afraid we have to start with the delusional

one jemma collins who says i'm 39 but look 29 no you look about 70 dear you certainly don't look

29 and she vows to age reverse herself by 20 years. Well, not physically possible, dear. Not physically possible. With non-surgical injections. I'm sorry, is it an injection that penetrates the skin? That would be surgical. But there again, never the brightest penny in the box. And she's going to be having these injections and here she goes plugging the company

who's doing so we won't be mentioning it because these things are a load of old baloney i mean you know

if you're going to age reverse yourself that's called botox okay unless you're really really

thick because if you believe you look 29 dear you need to get yourself down to spec savers

as quick as possible

but because she's mentioned the freebie place

that's going to be injecting her

this is something, this is how she exists

she'll plug anything

you know and you watch the years

they won't fall off her at all

like the three stone weight didn't fall off her either

Katie Price has lost half a stone in four days

apparently she's in so

much pain she can't eat. Oh well that's good news, isn't it then? How fantastic. And here she is

milking it for all the publicity with her little boyfriend. Katie Price, a glamour model, but that was years

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