Oh, Dave, I've had another flash of genius.

Really, Ned.

First, the bread de-cruster and another one, too?

This is going to be a very big day for you.

Yeah, but the de-cruster's still in development, so that doesn't really count.

No, I'm thinking it would be just a little bit of Christmas magic.

If we put a pos and tails ball cap, a pos-and-tails t-shirt, a posse and tail's pen made from a branch of a tree.

How about adding a pause and tails activity book?

Please don't interrupt me. I'm in the genius zone.

And then we put a posse and tails activity book, too, and we put it all in a fashionable drawstring backpack.

And then we call it, Jo Joel, drum roll, please.

I have no drum roll, net.

And then we call it the posse-and-tails Christmas cornucopia bag of happiness.

That's the swag bag, net?

All ready to go in the warehouse?

We planned that some time ago, the Paw's and Tails swag bag.

Oh, well, that way to take my idea and run with it, fellas.

Good work.

Just zip on over everybody to Paws and Tales.org and get your Ned's genius idea swag bag.

Oh, stop tape.

Welcome to the world of paws and tails.

Wild Mountain can be a pretty dangerous place.

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