Every Garden Gnome Explodes Differently | SCP-5556

The SCP Experience

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🗓️ 18 May 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

A Foundation Mobile Task Force vs. four foul-mouthed anomalous gnomes. What could possibly go wrong? Meet SCP-5556—where the safe word is 'avocado,' the game is 'Scrappy Pap,' and a single bite of a snack can vaporize a hundred-mile radius. Delta-9's worst day on the job starts now. This story is derived from ⁠The SCP Foundation Database⁠ and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0.⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Listen ad-free + bonus stories with a 7-day FREE trial of⁠ ⁠SCP Premium⁠⁠. Cancel anytime. No commitment. ⁠⁠⁠ Author: Jake Bible * * * CONTENT DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content not limited to intense themes, strong language, and depictions of violence intended for adults. Parental guidance is strongly advised for children under the age of 18. Listener discretion is advised. #thescpexperience #scp #scpfoundation #scpencounters #securecontainprotect #scpstories Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	What the hell is that noise?
0:08.0	Commander Brogan whispers.
0:09.0	Do you hear that?
0:11.0	Uh, it's Watsaw, sir.
0:13.0	Bludge responds quietly.
0:15.0	Watsaw? What about Watsaw?
0:17.0	He's crying, sir. So is chive.
0:20.0	Jesus doing jumping jacks. Crying? It's been a stressful day, sir, so is chive. Jesus doing jumping jacks, crying?
0:22.6	It's been a stressful day, sir.
0:24.6	Bludge eases himself up out of his crouch and glances out the cabin's window.
0:29.6	The sight makes him shiver as he lowers back down, shaking his head.
0:33.6	Are they still out there?
0:35.6	Commander Brogan asks the man. Yes, sir, still out there.
0:39.3	What are they doing?
0:40.3	Playing some sort of game, sir.
0:42.3	Something with sticks and rocks.
0:44.3	We can hear's ya, and it's called Scrappy Pap, you numskulls.
0:48.3	A small voice shouts from the clearing outside the cabin.
0:51.3	You can play, if you like.
0:53.3	Just come on out of that there cabin and we'll get your own stick.
0:57.0	It's a trap, sir.
0:58.0	Chive says from across the cabin.
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