Alright, that's Leonard Skinner, Simple Man.

That can only mean one thing.

All things Bill O'Reilly, at billorily.com.

Before we get started, Mr. O'Reilly, sir.

Great to have you back.

So I'm reading something, I guess it was over the weekend.

And you've got this four-city tour with Donald Trump.

I noticed that you sold 28,000 tickets already,

and it's only four events, is that true?

Yep, yeah, we're doing very well in Fort Lauderdale

at the FLAA Live Arena in Sunrise,

and then in Orlando, excuse me, at the Amway Center,

Houston, the next weekend at Toyota Center,

and then we wrap it up in Dallas on the 19th of December

in the American Airlines Arena.

I'm sure Mark Cuban's going to be in a front row for that,

don't you think?

Well, I would assume the front rows are already sold out

because that's usually the first row to go.

Now, I actually have a reason for this.

So you're doing four-city tours.

What'd you say?

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