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College football week one is in the books, lots of react to.

We'll do so with Michael, Xenia, coming up in just a minute, and plus the upset of the weekend.

Mikey, do you love when we have upsets like this, when you have a school like Montana,

who is playing Washington, a power five school, and Montana springs the upset?

Like, it was Appalachian State over Michigan many, many years ago.

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