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College football gets underway week one this weekend.

We'll be joined by Michael, ex-senior, and just a minute, and he and I will be joined

by the head coach of Notre Dame, Brian Kelly.

Perfect time to bring them on as the college football season kicks off.

Notre Dame takes on Florida State on Sunday night or Monday night.

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First off, two things.

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