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College football, week one, is in the books.

A lot to react to. We'll do so with

Mike Gohook, senior, coming up in just a minute. And plus, the upset of the weekend.

Mikey, do you love when we have upsets like this when you have a school like Montana,

who is playing Washington, a Power 5 school, and Montana springs the upset? Like, it was Appalachian State over Michigan many, many years ago.

Do you love what that happens in college football?

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