This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Wednesday, the 29th of May.

I did it. I told you already, but I did the VAT yesterday. Finally got round to doing it. I went in,

I thought, now I could sit down in front of the telly and fall asleep. And I thought,

or do the VAT. Do the VAT, for God's sake. So you click on to the link that they send you.

This is from February. So it's February, March, April. And it's only six invoices. I mean, it sounds,

it sounds easy, but there's always something I mess up on it. And I messed it up about six times yesterday.

I forgot to put which zero in which box.

But then eventually did it and it accepted it.

So everybody very, I breathed a sigh of relief.

Really, I did.

Anyway, we kick off today with Love Island.

Now, the reason we kick off is because they're about to kick off as well.

And now they've been slammed

because we were told, and it was only a short while ago, that they're going to be putting

ordinary people in there, people that look like you and me, not gym bunnies and sort of, you know,

bimbo types who seem, some of them, to have normal jobs. Why you'd want to throw it all away

and go on some bit of trash like this? I've got no idea. But we were told that they

would be representative of our... I mean, Olly could have been one of our, you know, but

he just wouldn't be waxed. You know, because if you noticed, well that's, it's supposed to be... Yeah, but have you noticed that none of the blokes seem to have body hair at all.

Now, it's either the fact they can't grow it, or they've been waxed.

And I'm assuming they've been waxed.

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