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Everyone's a critic. Dave's already been in touch. I'm sure most listeners would love to hear much more

about the calamitous festival of Brexit, James. Well, I'm not sure that that it's my job to tell you about

this. Obviously, if they'd spent £120 million on it and it turned out to be an epic flop,

then you'd expect the Daily Mail to be livid, because they had their knickers

in a right old twist the other day, about one million pounds, I think, being spent on diversity

training. Or something woke. I'll give you one second on this before we get stuck into the

proper story that we're going to start with today. Good morning, by the way. I hope you will.

Fury has 120 million pound festival to celebrate Brexit becomes a flop.

Who do you think the Daily Mail are blaming for this? This is actually hilarious, because you know

already, you've probably already guessed. The's not, the word woke does not appear in this headline.

So if it can't be woke, what is it?

Whose fault is it that the so-called festival of Brexit, which I think Nadine Doris was a major

cheerleader for, has been an unprecedented.

You probably didn't even know it was happening, did you? I'm told that some of the exhibits are quite jolly, but they've got very little to do with Brexit, which you think might have helped. How would you have a festival of Brexit? What would you do in a festival of Brexit? Have a sort of gammon eating contest? Or something like, who can eat the most slices of gammon? What would it be? What would,

what would it be? A gammon eating contest? I don't know what else you would do. Morris dancing,

that's not fair. I'm sure some Morris dancers recognise the idiocy of leaving the European.

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