I am Seth Dillon. I'm the CEO of the Babylon B, the world's most trusted, factually accurate news source.

Some of you have heard of it. Our tagline is fake news you can trust.

And you may be shocked to hear this.

I was shocked when I found this out myself,

but we have, at this point,

surpassed the onion,

which some of you may have heard of,

in traffic and engagement.

So we're now the world's most popular satire site.

And this is the really crazy thing. Let this sink in for a second. The world's most popular satire site. And this is the really crazy thing.

Let this sink in for a second. The world's most popular satire site is a Christian satire site.

How did they let that happen?

They've actually tried to stop that from happening, and it's happened despite their best efforts.

Some of those efforts I'm going to talk about a little bit.

You're going to hear something interesting.

Well, we were sitting back there before I came out.

There was reference to me coming out in teaching, and I don't think teaching is the right word for what I'm going to be doing.

I don't know.

You guys can be the judge of that.

But you will hear a moral case for mockery.

And I don't know that you've ever heard that before.

So this might be new for some of you.

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