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Safety Third
Safety Third
4.9 • 768 Ratings
🗓️ 16 January 2026
⏱️ 74 minutes
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Safety Third is a weekly show hosted by William Osman, NileRed, The Backyard Scientist, Allen Pan and a couple other YouTube "Scientists". Sometimes we have guests, sometimes it's just us, but always: safety is our number three priority.
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| 0:00.0 | Safety third. |
| 0:01.4 | Not push, not suck it, not hip, not fit, not six, not seven. |
| 0:05.2 | Yeah, safety third. |
| 0:06.2 | Whoa. |
| 0:07.2 | I'm not. |
| 0:08.2 | You're way more powerful than me. |
| 0:10.3 | Nigel, show us your crotch. |
| 0:12.2 | Yeah, show us the crutch. |
| 0:13.2 | John, can you see the man spreading I'm doing right now? |
| 0:16.7 | I'm doing it. |
| 0:17.7 | I don't see you straining. |
| 0:20.7 | I don't see any seams busting. I'm not very flexible. I feel like I should be able to do this lighter. Yeah, you know, if you had these nice Columbia pants. Mm. Oh, yeah. Columbia pants. Are you not to talk about? No, you're not. Probably not. You know what? |
| 0:38.0 | I was thinking that we should have Peter on the podcast before he's dead. Before he dies? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Peter's Sreeple. If you know who that is. I feel like if you listen to this, you know who Peter. Yeah. He is building another airplane on his YouTube channel. this time, it's even shittier |
| 0:53.1 | than all his other airplanes. It's made out of cardboard |
| 0:54.9 | and he's going to fly inside of it |
| 0:57.1 | and uses... on his YouTube channel. This time, it's even shittier than all his other airplanes. |
| 0:55.0 | It's made out of cardboard. |
| 0:57.1 | And he's going to fly inside of it. |
| 1:03.2 | And it uses, at least the video he showed us, it uses a remote control meant for remote control airplanes. |
| 1:05.6 | So he's sitting in the cockpit with a remote. |
| 1:10.1 | Jesus Christ. So he like sends us a video of it flying and immediately crashing. |
| 1:14.6 | So I'm assuming... |
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