Evangelical Subaru, with Chris Fairbanks

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode we welcome back comedian, Chris Fairbanks (Do You Need A Ride?), to chat about selling knives and meat, car dealership nativity scenes, trading art for surgery, and so much more!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Give a little time for the child within you.
0:03.4	Don't be afraid to be young and free.
0:06.1	Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you.
0:11.1	It's Jordan Jesse Go.
0:12.6	I am Jesse Thorne, America's Radio, sweetheart.
0:14.6	Jordan Morris Boy Detective here with another thrilling installment of our popular segment
0:19.4	reading The Net.
0:21.8	Yeah, this is a segment where we say
0:23.9	that we've read it on the World Wide Web.
0:28.0	Yes, and it's called Reading the Net.
0:30.7	Yeah, Reading the Net is the name of this.
0:34.4	Yeah, there's a lot of wild, wonderful stuff out there on the net.
0:38.0	If you just know where to look.
0:39.6	Okay.
0:40.1	So you were surfing, go for.
0:44.6	Plugged in my modem.
0:46.3	Got mom off the downstairs phone.
0:48.5	Uh-huh.
0:49.4	Said, ooh, time for some Kathy Ireland gifts.
0:53.3	Yes.
0:54.5	An hour later, I'll be able to see most of her.
0:59.5	Kathy Ireland.
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