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Even jellical spandex at the gym, Wednesday, November 2, 2022.

Introduction.

Like other women, when church ladies don their spandex in order to go work out at the gym,

they have to obtain that spandex first.

But not many people know that unlike other women, the church ladies have to get theirs

from an alternative manufacturer.

There's needs to be stretchier because it must not only tightly contain the feminine

goods, it must also be able to hide the plain import of 1st Timothy 2, 9 and 10, Proverbs

11, 22, Isaiah 3, 16, 26, Proverbs 7, 10, Proverbs 31, 25, and 1st Peter 3, 1 through 6.

And so unlike the feminine goods, this special kind of spandex really has to cover up the

scriptures, so that you can't see any of them, or even guess that they were ever

even there.

The Bible verses have to be rendered entirely invisible, while at the same time rendering

the contours of everything else quite visible.

This is not quite as easy as it sounds.

Two problems.

There are two problems that necessarily attend this wearing of spandex to the gym, and

the two problems actually compete with one another.

But it has to be one problem or the other one.

The first problem is when the woman in question looks quite as good as she thinks she does.

She is a comely wench, and she pretty much knows about it.

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