Nice. All right, let's get Evan one more. No, no, I'll be good. No, no, you need to get him two more.

Let's just give him the hard. I'll call it like five minutes.

I'm gonna give it to me. Hey, Mike, can you go get Evan a five-gown bucket?

So if you ask me to use the bathroom, you can use that. We're in swim trunks. I can just let your fly, right? Oh, you could play it on your pant.

We know you could let it slide.

I don't know what that's supposed to be.

We could play the wet spot game. It's when you, uh, you and your buddies are sitting in a bar and you all try to pee the smallest amount that you can without actually peeing your pants.

And the person who pees the most has to buy a drink.

This is what you do with your friends at the bar. Yeah, no chance you've actually played that. Yeah, no, that played absorbersize weekend.

With who I want? Me, Brad and John. It's frapp brothers. You know, there's not many places where I draw the line right there.

I draw the line there. Peeing my pants deliberately in the bar. Yeah, but it's for a free drink.

Ooh, this is all new to us. We didn't go to college, Ryan. We weren't in a frat. Did you do some, like, questionable things to get into your frat? Like, were you hazed?

No, because my frat was really new. And so the people that started it were like really, uh, clean, frat people.

You know, I feel like, yeah, they're very PC as, as something gets older and more people go through it. That's when it starts to become degenerate.

And so we had like the type of people to start a fraternity, not the people to type to join it. They were the people leading it. So there was, there was no tom foolery.

I almost wonder, like, if I was, if I would have to go and choose, like, do I want that? Or do I want one where they really make you fucking have to work hard to get into it?

Dude, I've heard some crazy stuff. Like, I feel like it'd be a little more honorable. Like, yeah, I'd run through campus naked in the middle of the day to get into this frat.

Like, that's like a cool story, kind of.

I've heard a radiator case race. They put a whole case on top of like a heater. And then they get really hot and you have to drink it.

If you puke, you have to do it on the ones that really messed up. What? Walk on Legos.

Walk on Legos. No, but with your knees. You're like, you're way through Legos.

I feel like I choose Legos. That seems the most doable. And that's just like a mile of Legos.

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