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Dumb People Town

Evan Hull - Open And Shut Crate

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.85.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2026

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Evan Hull (evanhull.com) stops by as Daniel describes a woman that is seeking "puppy support" after her dog got pregnant, Jason explains how a Florida man was arrested for using a drone to deliver meth, and Randy warns against wearing "mom shorts," and so much more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

It's a new episode of Dumb People Town.

0:01.4

All of you, Tannies, get in this show, get on board.

0:03.8

We've got a drone drug.

0:05.0

Yeah, drone drugs are happening.

0:06.3

They're falling from the sky.

0:07.2

Plus, we've got bad mom jeans, depending on who you ask.

0:10.4

And someone has a dog who had puppies, and it maybe isn't their fault.

0:15.0

We all figure it out with Evan Holt this week on Dumb People Town.

0:21.7

Dan and Ran and Jay will share tales of folk so unaware they lack in grace and sometimes

0:27.3

choose the life they choose will make the new breaking down each epic bail in Florida

0:32.4

there's half price bail I'm happy to say they couldn't make this so listen to our podcast band with co-host our man dan

0:43.0

vendors don't be a jerk because when the music gets the funny hits and we are gonna take you down stick around make a sound hunger down he's down people town

1:14.8

st. Louis jews my grandpa was an eye surgeon at Barnes Jewish Back in the day What's your mom's name? Linda Hull Jaffe Jaffe would be the name Linda Jaffe What high school? She went to I think there's Some People Town listeners We are talking about high schools How old are you guys? We're 53. Okay, so my aunt is 53 and went to Lidoo.

1:13.0

Her name's Laura Jaffe.

1:14.0

Wait, what?

1:14.8

We know Laura Jaffe. Shut up. We absolutely know. You got a picture of her? I haven't. Wait, what is this? Dumb hometown listeners, the show started. Welcome to Dumb People Town. Hey, Todd.

1:23.4

Welcome to another episode of Dumb People, Tom.

1:26.7

Population You, Population Hall, Evan Hall, you're with us.

1:29.5

Next time we have John Hammack, I'll just let you. welcome to another episode of Dumb People Town. Population U, Population Hall, Evan Hall, you're with us.

1:29.5

Next time we have John Hamm back, I'll just let you jump in my seat.

1:32.8

Then you guys can go.

1:33.8

This is how crazy.

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