Evan Has a Pastrami Conundrum
Evan & Tiki
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🗓️ 10 July 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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E&T Short: Evan bought a Pastrami Sandwich at Citi Field and wondered if it was ok to bring it home with him......
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| 0:00.0 | I was at the game last night and I did something that I think |
| 0:03.0 | Lugi would be very proud of and you would be very proud of. |
| 0:06.1 | And if Sean was here but he's not he'd be proud of too. |
| 0:08.9 | I got food. |
| 0:09.9 | You guys usually give me crap and I don't get food at sporting events that I bring my own food. |
| 0:14.0 | Yes, I did not last night. I got for the first time at City Field a gigantic |
| 0:20.6 | postrami sandwich which they sell in the piazza club. |
| 0:25.0 | So all good so far right and this sandwich was something else and I took my pills like |
| 0:31.2 | delicious all right it was like the postrami was melting in my mouth. It was amazing. So it's a little bit of a struggle because I'm scoring the game as well. I'm sitting between two people. I don't have a lot of room and so I did a pretty good job of managing eating the |
| 0:46.7 | pastrami sandwich pen in one hand postrami sandwich in the other correct I'm a loser |
| 0:51.7 | Yes okay a lot of them meat. I want that. I can just see you just like, |
| 0:56.3 | Now, Evan, did you dip it in the spicy brown mustard or did you just put the spicy brown |
| 1:03.7 | mustard on the sandwich? So the mustard was already on the sandwich. The only |
| 1:06.9 | thing I did that was a little disgusting is every time my hand would get |
| 1:10.0 | filled with mustard can't have that on the book I would wipe it on my shorts that's it |
| 1:13.6 | uh yeah wipe it on my shorts because I didn't want to get it on the book |
| 1:17.2 | how about you just put a napkin I'm a loser how much you just put a napkin |
| 1:19.8 | on your short here's a problem I didn't have the napkin readily have a napkin I kind of forgot your So how bad was it at the end of the game? Well, it was marginally bad. |
| 1:34.0 | The real problem I ran into wasn't even that. |
| 1:36.0 | Like that wasn't my issue. |
| 1:37.0 | I think that's acceptable. |
| 1:38.0 | My issue was after I ate half the sandwich, |
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