You want some Pete Alonzo rumors?

Go ahead.

Yes.

I mean, we already know he's signed with the Blue Jays.

Yeah, talks are advancing between Pete Alonzo and the Blue Jays, according to Andy Martino.

Somebody had to take the Blue Jays, but somebody else had to take the Blue Jays money.

Well, they may get multiple guys.

You know, I mentioned this the other day.

They signed Anthony Santander at an AAV of $18 million.

They were offering Juan Soto like $50 million. They may get Santander and Alonzo for less than what they were going to pay per year for Juan Soto. This is so depressing because I know Pete

Alonzo's gone. I think we all kind of deep down know the Mets have moved on.

They made their last and final offer.

Boris didn't accept it.

And now this is just a bad breakup.

I want to be put out of my misery.

I don't want to continue to think about the ex-girlfriend possibly texting me after we broke up.

Like, everybody's done that in their life, right?

You break up with somebody, and there's that few-week period where you check your photo

and you're like, uh, she may still write me or vice versa.

You may still write her or him, right?

And then you put out of your misery.

She's getting married or something like that.

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