It is now 225. The league year begins in at one hour and 35 minutes and Aaron Rogers has still not decided.

But before we get to your phone calls on Rogers, the Giants, how you feel as a jet fan, I'm going to tell you the geekiest thing ever.

But I need help. Can I talk about something happening in a spring training game without jinxing it?

And if I did jinx it, would that piss you off?

Yes and yes.

Yes, exactly right.

Oh, I don't know what that means.

So I'll just say it.

The Mets are pitching a combined perfect game in spring training.

Is that exciting or no?

No.

Who cares? And now you're driving the audience away based on Lugauer's rules.

Yeah, good news.

The game's not on TV.

So I ain't driving anybody anywhere.

If you want updates on the Mets Perfect game, you'll have to keep it right here.

I think Juan Soto is different than Joe Humberdingk, whoever's pitching for the Mets right now.

Actually, it's funny to say that.

You're very wrong. Paul Blackburn, who struggled in his first few spring outings,

pitched four perfect innings. And then A.J. Minter, one of the better met reliever

signings this offseason, pitched his first game of spring training, and also pitched the perfect

inning. So you can take your humpabinkle jokes, and you can shove it. And Humperdinkle would

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