Evaluating the New Beef: Return of the Badasses

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🗓️ 17 July 2021

⏱️ 164 minutes

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Our original list was bursting at the seams when we stuffed in the amount of beef available during just the 80s and 90s. Well, since then a lot of old contenders have filled out their catalogs and new contenders have arisen, both men and women. So we're retooling the list to add as much grade-A prime as we can handle in a single sitting. Of course, that's not all of them but we'll get there eventually. Check out the podcast to hear us debate the likes of Dave Bautista, Linda Hamilton, Gal Gadot, and many more. Hey there! Check out https://support.baldmove.com/ to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content, as well as ad-free versions of the podcasts, for just $5 a month! Join the discussion: Email | Discord | Reddit | Forums Follow us: Twitch | YouTube | Twitter | Instagram | Facebook Leave Us A Review on Apple Podcasts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody. We're back for round two of the badass debates. Last week, you heard us
0:04.4	refine our 3C patented badass ranking system. You heard us go back to this 40-some classical
0:11.9	badasses from antiquity to update their stats and see how we feel about it. Today, we're going
0:17.8	to be considering new inductees into the list. We have started a seed. There's a lunch
0:24.0	Jake from State Farm like anticipated the rebirth of the badasses. Why Jim and I were just working
0:28.9	on this project in secret. He talked about revisiting it in a recent lunch. It suggested a bunch
0:33.6	of new guys. I probably gals for us to consider. So that's going to be this was a good start of
0:41.3	a list. So we're going to go through this. Before we do, I want Jim and I spent some time yesterday
0:47.7	just like really codifying the rules and getting them kind of straight going back through
0:51.6	like what we did in the last round so that we don't have the waste time kind of like
0:56.2	really agonizing over a guy with seven films and what that means. So here are the rules. Here's
1:02.9	how the 3C system works. The hardest gate is character. The characters. Yeah, yeah, seriously,
1:12.4	it is. It is because I just realized it's like five minutes ago because if you are the world's
1:17.7	biggest badass, if you are a navy seal with three metals of honor and 16 purple hearts,
1:24.0	but you have not been in the television series or a film that depicts you as such.
1:29.7	And you are not eligible to be a badass, even though you are the most badass. This is about movie
1:35.2	cinematic 80s action badasses. It's unapologetically physical and that it's not necessarily bad
1:45.6	courage, although there is a charisma scale to kind of capture those things. It's mostly just about
1:51.3	explaining why we like John McLean and Arnold Schwarzenegger so much. So you have to have not just
2:00.0	one, but at least two badass roles to even be considered for the smallest increment of badass
2:06.9	you can be, which is 0.25. It's a three point scale. There's three characteristics and we assign
2:12.8	them quarter points for for how badass they are. So character is the sheer number of times
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