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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Europe | This Past Weekend #255

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.824.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 January 2020

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Theo recaps his tour through Europe, and responds to some listener voicemails.

 

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0:00.0

That's it, man, that's it, that's it, that's it.

0:03.2

Mmm, we elevators, boy, we elevators, we are elevators, some people stop, some people

0:20.2

never make it off the ground floor, some people they don't really have that, they don't

0:25.3

have that that rise in them, that lift, you know, everybody has a buddy who's just a, he's

0:33.2

an elevator, but he's just only in the parking garage, you know, he ain't even making it

0:37.6

to the lobby at a building, but we're elevators, man.

0:45.6

And some people, they're elevators, it's out of service, sometimes you meet someone

0:54.8

and I mean they should just have a sign on them, they ain't going anywhere, so, but we

1:03.5

be on the rise, baby, you know that, come in.

1:33.1

And my mind is somewhere else, but when I find it, I'll patch up where it's been grown.

1:45.2

Now I'm just floating on the breeze, and I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must

1:51.3

be, cornerstone, oh, but when I reach that ground, I'll share this piece of mine, I found

2:01.4

I can feel it in my bones, but it's gonna take a little time for me to set that parking

2:13.7

break and let myself on my own, shine that I don't need, I'll spin and tell you

2:25.5

that's your reason, shine on me, and I will find a song I will sing it just for me.

2:41.2

Now I've been moving way too fast on a runaway train with a heavy load of my hand, okay,

2:59.5

okay, okay, oh yeah, and the world, sometimes the world, you just, that globe you want to slow

3:10.6

that globe, baby, sometimes you want to slow that globe. I'm back, I'm back from Europe, Europe,

3:20.3

my up, our up, and Europe, if you don't know what Europe is, that's that original America.

3:30.9

If you go over there, some places, especially Britain, United Britain, Kingdom, I mean,

3:37.7

they got so many names for that place, it's wild, England, Britain, Scotland, North Scotland,

3:42.3

Wales, Celtics, Rangers, it's, dude, Willie Wallace is over there, and he done, he done closed down

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