Hello and welcome to the Price of Football, the show that looks at the money behind the

beautiful game with me Kevin Day and Liverpool University's Kiran. Maguire Kiran, good evening

to you, how are you? I'm good. I've just been on my mini tour. I went up to Liverpool

yesterday because I bought an apartment there. Yes, because the Baroness, when she saw

the hotels, I was staying. And I don't care. You know, I'm a bloke. I genuinely do not

care. If it's got Wi-Fi and it's got a shower, that's the rest. She'd always say, well,

she had me a photograph of the hotel you're staying in and she says, why did you choose

that one? It looks awful. I said, because it was the cheapest. So she's forced me to buy

somewhere. So yeah, and I bought it a few months ago. And of course, I've done absolutely

nothing since then. So she marched me up to measure it up for, you know, she considers

to be important like beds and sofas and furniture and all that type of nonsense, as otherwise

she starts to fret about me. She doesn't do anything by half measures. Does she, the

Baroness? If that was Ali, Ali would say, why don't you get yourself a slightly nicer

hotel room rather than you've got to buy a flat? It's as simple as that. And why don't you

do Kiran? Who was the football owner that just sent, or the potential club owner that

just sent pictures of somebody else's house, that was his? Why don't you just send

the Baroness pictures of the Kardashians house and say, this is where I'm staying,

darling. I should have thought that that could have saved me a few pop to put it

wildly. Who was it? I can't remember. Who was that? It was one of the guys that was thinking

you're buying Derby County. Ah, yes, yes indeed. Yeah. Yeah. So I know you had a nice

time, but I saw you in your, I was going to say in your little Dickie Kiran, but I know

that we'll get you sniggering your lovely little Dickie bow and your formal tuxedo at

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