Hello there, future Ryan Bailey here, aka Captain Hindsight, with a little note ahead of this Euro 2020 Group D preview.

This was recorded shortly before England played their friendly with Austria when a certain right-back was injured and is now not featuring in the squad for the Euro 2020 tournaments.

Just bear that in mind as you listen to today's show.

I love you. Enjoy. Music. Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our ongoing quest to preview each group of the 2020 European Championships.

In this episode we are tackling Group D, aka the group where two TSS people have a specific vested interest in the

activities of said group. My name is Ryan Bailey and joining me today is a man who claims to have

included lines from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in his wedding vows. Taylor Rockwell. Is that true, Taylor?

That is true. It was more so, it wasn't lines. It was me apologizing to my wife and thanking her for still loving me, even though I quote Always Sunny at least once a day. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. I quote The Simpsons, Futurama, several other programs, many times a day. My wife has tolerated it thus far. Yeah, I think tolerated is the word to describe how my wife feels about my love of always sunny. She likes it sometimes, but I think, I think her usual response when I ask if she wants to watch it is, it's very loud, which is accurate. I can't, I can't deny that. Bless, bless. Anyway, joining us is a man who I don't believe has given any waiting vows yet, but if he did, they probably include analysis. I'm thinking like XJ, expected

Joe. Bless. Anyway, joining us is a man who I don't believe has given any wedding vows yet, but if he did, they probably include analysis. I'm thinking like XJ, expected jokes, completed attempts at sincerity. Joe Lowry, is that right?

I'm going to need somebody to stop me big time. If I ever come to you guys with my wedding vows and be like, hey, I'm writing these through. I'm thinking about tossing a couple of expected stats in there. Like, is that a good idea? I'm going to need you guys to either slap me or just rip those up and tell me to write new ones because, man, that would just be too on brand in, like, not a good way. What you want to do, Joe, is you want to make sure there's a recipe. That's what you should do. That's not the cliche thing at all.

Just to make it be like a spice of, a sprinkle of love, a teaspoon of like togetherness.

Do that.

That's perfect.

Ugh, gosh, these are so bad.

So bad.

Not so much.

Anyway, rounding out the gang today is a man who has a lovely wife and family,

but who had the terrible misfortune to come into this world on Scottish soil. I'm so sorry, Graham Rudden.

I didn't even give any vows at my weather. I'm not even sure if we're legally married. That's just

how you do it in Scotland. We don't express any sort of emotion, so we just shake hands,

and that was it. Did you do that saying about your barber is that when you got made

your barber tackle shop yeah well we didn't take them up on that service on that particular service

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