Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our review of a day of 66% upsets at Euro 2024.

If you thought Dortmund was the home of the Yellow Wall, well, Romania brought it to Munich as their team answered the call.

The Tricholour beat Ukraine and were perfectly harmonic. After yesterday's

dull games, it was the perfect tonic. Pre-tournament, we all figured that Belgium advances,

but we didn't figure Lukaku would miss so many chances. Slovakia bagged a shock win that could

be key thanks to their star player, the video assistant referee. And the French beat Austria, but they weren't in repose after Killingimbape, forced an own goal, and took one on the nose.

My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today, the world's biggest fan of the Euro 2024 Geico commercial that runs several times between every game.

Taylor Rockwell, hello, Taylor.

Hello, I've tried to do the Andy Dwyer thing of watching it over and over and over again

in hopes that it would get better, in hopes that maybe one time it would get good. It has not. It

remains really boring, way too long, and kind of painfully unfunny all in once.

I miss those Volkswagen commercials we saw 600 times during every other tournament,

frankly, at this point.

Yeah, kind of do.

Kind of do.

At least they kind of got to the point and got us out of there.

That Geico 1 goes an extra five seconds long.

It is no caveman ad.

Yeah.

Total soccer show talking about getting to the point quickly.

Here we are, Joe Lowry.

Hello, Joe.

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