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Welcome to the Total Soccer Show's Euro 2020 coverage.

Two of the biggest teams in the tournament are out.

It was Control Alt delict for the Netherlands who found out the beating the Czech Republic at the Euros isn't for everybody.

It requires a certain skill level, you know, the kind England possessed that maybe, I don't know, Scotland don't. And in Seville, has our skill made up for a game that mostly lacked thrills as Belgium sent Portugal packing, even some classic Pepe Poop housing, couldn't save it for the defending champions. Joining me today, my name's Ryan Bailey, by the way. I've got a man who's had the same amount of shots on target as the

Netherlands did against the checks. It's Taylor Rockwell.

Equally effective, baby. And I also appreciate Ryan in terms of effectiveness. You once again

forgetting to introduce yourself until the very last moment. I write out these intricate

intros and then I always forget to include my actual name in them, which maybe speaks to my

lack of ego or

massive ego.

I'm not sure which way that goes, Taylor.

I have thought.

I have thought on which one it is.

We'll get to those off there.

Also here is a man who has a lot more ideas than Portugal had against Belgium, Graham Ruddman.

I think that's overselling me, to be honest, Ryan.

I'm not sure about that.

But thank you. I appreciate that. That's the nicest thing you've ever said about me. Oh, my gosh, I've got to raise a bar and nice things I say about you, Graham. Thank you. I'll work on that. And we also have a man who insulted him in the introduction. I just want to point that out. You insulted Scotland once again in the introduction. Well, Graham isn't Scotland.

That's just a place he was unfortunate enough to be born in.

That's all. And your second one.

Well, let's get to my third introduction. It's a man who has scored as many direct free kicks this summer as every single Euro 2020 player combined. It's Joe Lowry.

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