Hello kids, this is Risk, the show where people tell true stories they never thought they

dare to share.

I'm Kevin Allison, and every Thursday we release these special episodes where we look

back at content from our earlier years.

Sometimes single stories, sometimes whole episodes, keep in mind that years ago people might

have awarded things differently than they would today.

As always, the title of the whole series, Risk, is itself a content warning.

This week, the 11th episode of our second year, it premiered in March of 2011, and it's

called Eureka.

One stop, change the channel, what you got, Risk.

Hello kids, this is Risk, the show where people tell true stories they never thought they

dared to share.

I'm Kevin Allison, that was random recipe up top, gorgeous sound, I love the sound,

and this is Tristesa, behind me now.

Our episode today is entitled Eureka, Stories of Discoveries and Realizations and all that

sort of what not and who's be gibbets.

Our first story comes to us from my dear friend from the People's Improv Theatre community

up here, Mr. Matt Oberg, he is on the Onion Sports Dome and Comedy Central's Ugly Americans.

He's a handsome voiced man.

I think you'll agree he's a handsome voiced man.

We call Matt's story The Light Switch.

My sophomore year of college, I took this creative writing class because what are we going

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