Hello from the podcast that prides itself on its huge geographical range spanning an entire continent.

Today we're coming to you from two rooms in the same city. We're both in London. But Dominic

says he doesn't like it when we record in the same place because I look at him too much.

It's true. And also, as I've said before, London is so huge. It would like take me an hour

and a half to get to you and frankly, you not worth it okay glad to hear it no but we are

actually meeting in real life tomorrow which i'm really looking forward to and that wasn't meant to

sound as sarcastic as it did no offense taken uh i'm looking forward to seeing you too just

staring at you for the entire time it's fine if you you look at me, just not when I'm recording,

please. Okay, point taken. How are you? Yeah, I'm fine, although I was rather disturbed to see

my local supermarket that they're now serving something that's 50-50, half meat and half fake meat.

Whoa. And I think it's the beginning of the apocalypse.

I don't understand the point.

Did you buy any?

No.

I just buy fake meat.

I'm intrigued to find out what it tastes like though.

Yeah.

And I can imagine some people will be intrigued and will buy it once.

But like who's going to carry on buying that?

Because if you've got the sense of like, oh, I should

be eating less meat, then probably you'll just go for the vegetarian option, don't you think?

But maybe it's got rid of that like nasty texture that quite a lot of fake meat has. My brother,

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