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I am Ross Bolin here with Barrett Dudley to discuss and review episode five of Euphoria

season three on HBO.

How's it going, Barrett?

Oh, Ross.

I'd like to apologize for two things. One is my voice today, and I also might be doing

like some sniffling. Got a little cold. Got a little cold, some congestion that I can't kick,

but, you know, just imagine that it's some nice, soothing ASMR that you might have to pay for otherwise.

The second thing I would like to apologize for is if you are one of our listeners that just

like rides along for whatever show we drag you into, I'd like to apologize for making you

watch that episode of television last night.

Yeah, I got to say, I didn't love having to remind my wife and the mother of my children that we had to watch this Godforsaken show to close out Mother's Day.

On Mother's Day, yes.

Happy Mother's Day, babe.

Here's an episode including Sidney-Machrophilia, giantess, Sidney Sweeney.

Yeah.

You had a great tweet, and it was, it perfectly summarized how I was feeling after watching this episode last night.

And it was, it was like retweeting some, some footage of the, of her doing the ASMR, rubbing her, rubbing her boobs onto a microphone of which of the like I had never seen before.

Apparently that microphone is specifically for this kind of content. I can imagine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It like gets the ear just right. You know, it's very anatomically correct. And so it's, if you're not on Twitter, if you're not on X, like it's that. And Ross just says, I can't believe I have to podcast about this tomorrow.

I said, how are we supposed to, like, because, like, what? And I, that was, like, my general feeling. Like, the episode ended last night, and I was like, I can't believe I have to podcast about this tomorrow. Like, I'm, like, we have to come in and dissect it, discuss it. And I'm just, I'm running out of takes.

I'm running out of takes.

I'm running out of, of, of things to say.

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